There was this one woman I was never able to figure out. We caught and held eyes, in person a number of times at work, and she actually initiated getting phone numbers. There was a shared interest. I texted, I made some suggestions, she acknowledged about half the time that she was unable to make it or responded after the window of opportunity. This went on for two weeks. Finally, the last time something didn't happen she texted ‘We’re like two ships passing in the night. LOL’ To which I said, ‘I think I’m going to let this ship pass on by.’ That was very satisfying. I don’t think women expect that because she kept texting, random stuff, until I finally said, ‘You can stop texting me now.’ That was also satisfying, I don't ghost people.